Post by oldgit on May 20, 2010 19:18:19 GMT 1
I get a few but cant text them around because i have had the highest phone bill out of about 5.000 Morgan Ashurst staff and they said they will cut my balls off if i take the piss anymore
SOooo will post a few me thinks.
TIP FOR THE DAY.
Dont shag a backward midget.
It aint big and it ain't clever
A Paki died whilst traning to be a sky diver' sources at the English teachin school of sky diving said they have no idea why his flippers and snorkel didnt open.
Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor phones. "Paddy" he says " youve got sugar diabetes" Paddy says " No problem, when do i fight the black c***?"
The Police are looking for a Racist Muslim attacker , im going to pick up an application form do you want one?
Paddy says to Mick " Im getting operated on tomorrow." Mick replies " Oh? what are they going to do? "Paddy says "Circumcise me "Mick says " i had that done when i was just a few days old" Paddy askes " Does it hurt?" Mick says " I couldnt walk for a year!
What has a paki and a wank got in common? Its good to knock one out now and again.
Have you ever noticed its only 'Perfect people that are murdered or killed in horrific accidents!
" He or she was the perfect "son or daughter" "Such a tragic accident, they were the perfect family", "they died together, the perfect couple" Makes me glad im a c***.
I hate women that wear stupid amounts of make-up.
My wife has just the right amount of foundation on her face.
shes buried under the f**king house.
SOooo will post a few me thinks.
TIP FOR THE DAY.
Dont shag a backward midget.
It aint big and it ain't clever
A Paki died whilst traning to be a sky diver' sources at the English teachin school of sky diving said they have no idea why his flippers and snorkel didnt open.
Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor phones. "Paddy" he says " youve got sugar diabetes" Paddy says " No problem, when do i fight the black c***?"
The Police are looking for a Racist Muslim attacker , im going to pick up an application form do you want one?
Paddy says to Mick " Im getting operated on tomorrow." Mick replies " Oh? what are they going to do? "Paddy says "Circumcise me "Mick says " i had that done when i was just a few days old" Paddy askes " Does it hurt?" Mick says " I couldnt walk for a year!
What has a paki and a wank got in common? Its good to knock one out now and again.
Have you ever noticed its only 'Perfect people that are murdered or killed in horrific accidents!
" He or she was the perfect "son or daughter" "Such a tragic accident, they were the perfect family", "they died together, the perfect couple" Makes me glad im a c***.
I hate women that wear stupid amounts of make-up.
My wife has just the right amount of foundation on her face.
shes buried under the f**king house.