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Post by trebor on Jun 6, 2010 8:59:58 GMT 1
*let me see if i got this right.*
*if you cross the north korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.*
*if you cross the iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.*
*if you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.*
*if you cross the saudi arabian border illegally you will be jailed.*
*if you cross the chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.*
*if you cross the venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.*
*if you cross the cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.*
*if you cross the u.k. Border illegally you get*
* a job*
* a drivers licence*
* social security card*
* welfare payments*
* food stamps*
* credit cards,*
* subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house*
* free education*
* free health care*
* a lobbyist in westminster *
* billions of pounds worth of public documents printed in your language*
* money to go home if you do not like it in the uk .
* the right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect*
* and, in many instances, you can vote.*
* i just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation…*
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Post by mrge on Jun 6, 2010 17:28:22 GMT 1
nice one m8
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Post by dragonheart on Jun 9, 2010 19:23:21 GMT 1
roflmfao, sounds about right
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