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Post by Skillet on Oct 6, 2008 20:20:17 GMT 1
An irish farmer comes into some, money and decides to join this swishy social club in Britain. The cost per entry are astronomical but it's got every amenity possible in it's leisure complex as well as hunting facilities. He gets on fine for a week or two but after that time one of the directors says he wants to have a word with him. "I'm afraid some of our members are unhappy with your behaviour" he says to Paddy. "In what way?" Paddy asks, bewildered. "Well for one thing," the director says, "When you're out hunting the expression we use is 'After the fox,' and not, "Chase. the fu*kin' bastard." "Is that all?" asks Paddy. "No, we dont like you piddling in the swimming pool either." Paddy decides to take a stand on this one. "I beg your pardon!" he says, "I saw one of your other members piddling in the pool only yesterday." "Maybe so" the director replies, "but hardly from the top of the diving board."
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Post by Decks on Oct 6, 2008 22:28:55 GMT 1
Lmao ....... NOTHING wrong with that
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